I’m in labor and at the hospital. I’m dilated to 3cm. My doctor said he’ll have me checked in an hour and if I haven’t progressed then he’ll send me home. I’m really hoping I will progress in the next hour!
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
Just lost my mucus plug!
Thank you!! (:
Yes! Won’t be for long though lol.
white people willingly refrain from throwing around ‘voldemort’ but start a earthquake when they’re told ‘n-gga’ isn’t for them
White people won’t say Beetlejuice 3 times but say “nigga” like it ain’t nothing
White people scared to say Bloody Mary, but will look at a black person with no fear and say nigga
People on this website are fucking stupid